I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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