i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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