so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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