So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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