I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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