susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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