i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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