i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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