I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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