So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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