Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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