You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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