What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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