TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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