all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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