Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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