Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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