Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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