so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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