i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Shitshow foam night was such a success
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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