my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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