Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im holly from the hills drunk
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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