The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
did you just send me my own nude
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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