'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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