Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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