these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
