so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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