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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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