So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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