I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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