she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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