She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
