Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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