On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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