just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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