no. you can't hotbox the world.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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