wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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