in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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