I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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