these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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