either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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