yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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