eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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