i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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