I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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