I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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