Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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