You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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