He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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