wanna go halves on a baby?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
