next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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