Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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